My night in a nutshell

Ohhh em gee. Ok so i needed to go out so badly. going out is my drug. i love to get a good buzz and go dance. i dont know why but i love it so much. well, i talked asain girl into going out with me tonight to the local gay club. asaingirl and i arent close at all so i thought it might be awkward. it totally wasnt. we went to a prepart at designerboys house. a blast. there were gay people everywhere which i loved. anyway we drank a lot. i mean ALOT. lol it was a blast. i normally hate designerboy. i mean he pretty much stole my man. anyway, when im drunk he is wayyy more fun. so asain girl had 2 smirnoffs and a shot of vodka. we go to the club and dance the fucking night away. i mean we danced like no other. ran into old friends and had a blast! asain girl told me she was hot so we went outside to sit on the balcony. im sitting there having a blast just chillen. im talking to my new bestfriend (dont remember her name) and then BOOM! asain girl is on the floor. i mean passed the fuck out. gone. out cold. she was dead weight. she passed out hard core. picture it. drag queens screaming "ohhh girl you had to much" lol i call designerboy over and he is like lets get her out of here. about that time the staff comes over and is like you need to get her out of here.

Me "well, duh"
Staff "how did she get so drunk she is a minor"
Me " uhhh pre party duhhh"
Staff " yall need to leave. get out of here now"

lol i cant believe i said that. vodka is soo much fun. lol anyway, she cant walk so i throw that tiny asain over my shoulder and carried her outside. when we got outside i ask her if she can stand up and she says yeah. i sit her down and she falls on the pavement. the whole balcony can see us and is like oohhhhhhh! about this time i get pissed and throw the bitch over my shoulder agian and the whole balcony i mean like fifty people are screaming yayyyyy! you go boy! lol i carry to the truck and drive her home. her dad is strict so i put her on the doorstep and ring the doorbell. what was i supposed to do? dizzy i hope your lovin this! lol hahahaha i cant believe that happened! what a night. never let a tiny asain take shots of vodka. seriously. anywhoooo im gonna go watch colin farrells sex tape.

unitl next time.