Wednesday, August 20, 2008

im not unfaithful but ill stray.

i dont even know where to start with this one. seriously.

ok so anyway, i got a tattoo! on my ass. its a peace sign and i love it. me and one of my good friends. i like to call her slutgirl got matching tats. i have always wanted one but i have always been way to scared. before we went i was soo scared. i was shaking. anyway we ended up being there for four hours. i met some really interesting people. my tattoo artist told me his life story. i love it when people tell me there life stories. i have a disease where people just spill their hearts out to me. he is very dom in bed. he likes to beat girls. i was a little freaked when he told me that. there was also this couple there. they were both getting tats. the wifes was on her lower back. three stars. she screamed when they were doin it. scared me half to death. the husband got them on the back of his arms. there 2 year old son was there. he just ran around like crazy and everything you said to him he would just respond with a simple 2. it was great. anyway, let me just tell you that tats hurt like hell. although, when your done its an amazing rush. i would do it again in a heart beat. its something everybody has to do at least once in their life.

the second thing i would like to talk about is the time i did coke in the office of a tanning salon with a model. haha ok so designerboy is quiting work because he just got signed with a agent and is moving. i worked with him the other day and asked him if he had smoked any mj latly and he said no he had been to coked out latly. i was shocked. he saw the look on my face and said you have never done it?? i explained him that im terrified to try anything but mj. long story short. he peer pressured me into trying it. we went back into the office and i tried a little bit. it didnt even take effect on me. just so you know this is nothing like me. i absolutly am not that person. not even a little bit. i just think its funny that i tried coke with a model at work. remember that is not me.

what have i become. a coke doing tattoo getting person???? lol


so i met this guy. we will call him scratchguy. i met him through a friend of a friend. something was fishy about this guy. we hung out once and decided that we werent couple material (thank god. ugly as fuck) we decided to be really good friends. well anyway, two nights ago we were at the mutual friends house when he starts sendin me all of these dirty texts. keep in mind he is sittin right next to me. ewww. i put him in his place. a lot about this guy didnt make sense. we (the friend and i) caught him in tons of lies. anyway, this morning he called and said im moving bye. we are pretty sure he was running from the law. he was in town 3 weeks. weird huh.

in other news. we find out what my sis is having tomorrow. im super excited. umm countrygirl and i are def besties but she is clingy. and tonight im smokin some mj with stonergirl and i am super excited!! yayy!

until next time.

3 comments:

Grace said...

If you're a real Grey's fan... you'll totally crack up and know what I mean when I say....
COOOOOODED!

(laughing yet?)

Thanks for the comment.. and you shouldn't be ashamed for being a man.. the men I write about are STRAIGHT you're gay it's a completely different world darling! OMG - can you please be my sanford? SATC fan too or no?


As far as your blog. OMG coke. So not cool. Weed. Yes Coke No. =)

Grace said...

It's Stanford =) I'm the dumbass

xoxo

mw/4c said...

I love tattoos too my friend. I have 3. My wifes name on my ring finger, her name again on my abdomen below the waist line and I have some circular design on my left shoulder blade.

I want more.... I can think of 6 off the top of my head I want to get. Damn thats bad..

Coke... hmm... Tried it, liked it, and staying away from it.

MJ. EVERYDAY BABY!!!!!!!!!