im not unfaithful but ill stray.

i dont even know where to start with this one. seriously.

ok so anyway, i got a tattoo! on my ass. its a peace sign and i love it. me and one of my good friends. i like to call her slutgirl got matching tats. i have always wanted one but i have always been way to scared. before we went i was soo scared. i was shaking. anyway we ended up being there for four hours. i met some really interesting people. my tattoo artist told me his life story. i love it when people tell me there life stories. i have a disease where people just spill their hearts out to me. he is very dom in bed. he likes to beat girls. i was a little freaked when he told me that. there was also this couple there. they were both getting tats. the wifes was on her lower back. three stars. she screamed when they were doin it. scared me half to death. the husband got them on the back of his arms. there 2 year old son was there. he just ran around like crazy and everything you said to him he would just respond with a simple 2. it was great. anyway, let me just tell you that tats hurt like hell. although, when your done its an amazing rush. i would do it again in a heart beat. its something everybody has to do at least once in their life.

the second thing i would like to talk about is the time i did coke in the office of a tanning salon with a model. haha ok so designerboy is quiting work because he just got signed with a agent and is moving. i worked with him the other day and asked him if he had smoked any mj latly and he said no he had been to coked out latly. i was shocked. he saw the look on my face and said you have never done it?? i explained him that im terrified to try anything but mj. long story short. he peer pressured me into trying it. we went back into the office and i tried a little bit. it didnt even take effect on me. just so you know this is nothing like me. i absolutly am not that person. not even a little bit. i just think its funny that i tried coke with a model at work. remember that is not me.

what have i become. a coke doing tattoo getting person???? lol


so i met this guy. we will call him scratchguy. i met him through a friend of a friend. something was fishy about this guy. we hung out once and decided that we werent couple material (thank god. ugly as fuck) we decided to be really good friends. well anyway, two nights ago we were at the mutual friends house when he starts sendin me all of these dirty texts. keep in mind he is sittin right next to me. ewww. i put him in his place. a lot about this guy didnt make sense. we (the friend and i) caught him in tons of lies. anyway, this morning he called and said im moving bye. we are pretty sure he was running from the law. he was in town 3 weeks. weird huh.

in other news. we find out what my sis is having tomorrow. im super excited. umm countrygirl and i are def besties but she is clingy. and tonight im smokin some mj with stonergirl and i am super excited!! yayy!

until next time.

My night in a nutshell

Ohhh em gee. Ok so i needed to go out so badly. going out is my drug. i love to get a good buzz and go dance. i dont know why but i love it so much. well, i talked asain girl into going out with me tonight to the local gay club. asaingirl and i arent close at all so i thought it might be awkward. it totally wasnt. we went to a prepart at designerboys house. a blast. there were gay people everywhere which i loved. anyway we drank a lot. i mean ALOT. lol it was a blast. i normally hate designerboy. i mean he pretty much stole my man. anyway, when im drunk he is wayyy more fun. so asain girl had 2 smirnoffs and a shot of vodka. we go to the club and dance the fucking night away. i mean we danced like no other. ran into old friends and had a blast! asain girl told me she was hot so we went outside to sit on the balcony. im sitting there having a blast just chillen. im talking to my new bestfriend (dont remember her name) and then BOOM! asain girl is on the floor. i mean passed the fuck out. gone. out cold. she was dead weight. she passed out hard core. picture it. drag queens screaming "ohhh girl you had to much" lol i call designerboy over and he is like lets get her out of here. about that time the staff comes over and is like you need to get her out of here.

Me "well, duh"
Staff "how did she get so drunk she is a minor"
Me " uhhh pre party duhhh"
Staff " yall need to leave. get out of here now"

lol i cant believe i said that. vodka is soo much fun. lol anyway, she cant walk so i throw that tiny asain over my shoulder and carried her outside. when we got outside i ask her if she can stand up and she says yeah. i sit her down and she falls on the pavement. the whole balcony can see us and is like oohhhhhhh! about this time i get pissed and throw the bitch over my shoulder agian and the whole balcony i mean like fifty people are screaming yayyyyy! you go boy! lol i carry to the truck and drive her home. her dad is strict so i put her on the doorstep and ring the doorbell. what was i supposed to do? dizzy i hope your lovin this! lol hahahaha i cant believe that happened! what a night. never let a tiny asain take shots of vodka. seriously. anywhoooo im gonna go watch colin farrells sex tape.

unitl next time.